I suspect he's metrosexual. Caught him working out in exercise clothes. He like this particular one piece because of the amount of chest hair that's revealed. He's so vain. He bites his nails if they get too long before I can trim them. The crunching sound is weird until you realize it's him chewing on his nails. He grooms the other dog's ears and eyes once a day. They have a regular routine - I think she makes an appointment.
I can ask to see his eyes and he looks at me to wipe them. I can also ask to see his teeth and he lets me raise his lips to look even though it messes up his lip gloss. He especially appreciates when I ask to look into his ears because that's what he likes to groom on the other dog. He's so high maintenance.
I caught him walking out of the room for an appointment - something about getting his eyebrows waxed.
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OMG!!!! You are so funny, Deb. You should write for some of the TV shows. Noah also bites his nails; I thought he was the only dog that did that! Ruby is really making a statement these days. Perhaps you should look for a nice thong for him while you and Chuck are in Hawaii! And now, instead of throwing away lipsticks I no longer like, I'll save them for the Rue!
Cyndi
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